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The shirt says, in white capitals, I HAD POTENTIAL. Beneath the sentence is a drawing: a curved ramp descending from an upper left ledge to a lower right flat. At the top of the ramp, on the ledge, sits a dashed empty circle. At the bottom, resting on the flat, sits a solid white ball. […]
The label says COMPOSITION. Beneath it, inside a white ruled rectangle, an outlined ghost and an outlined pumpkin sit side by side, as if the two most reliable symbols of October had been entered into the same attendance ledger. The rectangle itself is speckled black and white, a dark binding strip runs down the left […]
Elect A CLOWN Expect A CIRCUS That is the whole of it, as the native garment preview shows: four lines stacked in mixed-size lettering, the word CIRCUS set in red, the rest in a light tone against a dark shirt. No portrait, no flag, no date, no name. The design is a sentence broken across […]
IN DOG BEERSI’VE ONLY HAD ONE The shirt does not show a dog. It does not show a beer. It shows two lines of white capital letters, stacked and centered on a dark ground, and it asks the reader to do the arithmetic. That is the whole design. The joke is not illustrated; it is […]
The shirt does not say meh. It says meh. — four lowercase letters and a full stop, set very small and centered on a dark ground. The period is the whole argument. Without it, the word is a noise, a shrug in the throat. With it, the word becomes a sentence, and a sentence has […]
The shirt does not say meh. It says meh. — lowercase, bold, white, set against a dark ground, and closed with a period. The period is the whole argument. Without it, the word is a shrug, an open vowel, a sound that trails off into the room. With it, the shrug has been filed. The […]
GOD SAYS I AM — the phrase sits at the top of the shirt, set in capitals, with a cross worked into the design and a column of identity words beneath it: LOVED, CHOSEN, FORGIVEN, STRONG, HIS. The grammar is the first thing to notice. It is not a sentence in the ordinary sense. It […]
“Gentle Reminder (Misconduct Not Detected).” That is the heading on a sample message the University of Iowa provides to instructors for communicating with students about questionable exam activity. The document is a template: instructors are told to “copy, paste, and edit” it. The heading is not a stray phrase. It is the name of the […]
Let me tell you about my Jesus. That is the sentence printed on the shirt, in capitals, with a cross set somewhere in the typography. The retail listing calls it “LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY JESUS typography with a cross,” and that is all the description we have: the words, the cross, the capital […]
CATCH UP WITH JESUS surrounds a red ketchup bottle and two tomatoes. The phrase arcs above and below the bottle, or sits in a ring around it, depending on how you read the layout; the tomatoes flank the base. The pun is not hidden. Catch up becomes ketchup, and the bottle supplies the visual warrant […]